When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 10, 2023
by Mr. Zesty May 18, 2018
by raythegod February 8, 2015
The ability to pitch / skip flat stones /rocks across water. It's kind of a game to see how many skips one person can get as compared to someone else skipping rocks.
by Entercode May 17, 2014
The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.
Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."
Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"
Friend: "Nope"
by Mark5991 November 10, 2009
Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.
by AerotoZero October 25, 2016