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Tanning Bed Skin 

Tanning Bed Skin is the result of girls who get in the tanning bed far too much. The result is leathery, slightly orange, dry skin.

The problem could be avoided if girls would just learn to be comfortable in their own skin.
After laying in the tanning bed for 40 minutes 3 times a week for a total of 5 months, Bailey had total Tanning Bed Skin.

Skin for the Flesh Tanks 

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.
"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS 

The sacred act of adding one's skin to the flesh tanks.
YAR HAR HAR, SKIN FOR THE FLESH TANKS!

Skintanium (armor) 

To fal in to a pool of tanium and then your skin turns into skintanium, skin + tanium = skintanium
I got shot in the arm but thank god for my skintanium (armor), it didnt even pierce me.

My penis was as hard as skintanium until i saw a picture a maggie thatcher.

Superman power punched me in the chest but my outer layer of skintanium exploded his fist.

skintangibles 

A mystical aura of self destruction that drives a losing culture.
The Redskins had a shot at winning the game but the Skintangibles that hover over the franchise is too much to overcome.

They lost the game.
skintangibles by Parlett316 October 28, 2019

skintanium 

A fictional type of armour that binds with you skin. Stronger than any metal.
Brett:He better watch out! The Duke has a sharp blade!

Cameron: He’ll be fine; he’s got skintanium armour on.
Gil: Yeah, see the shimmer? The blade will bounce right off him.
skintanium by TedGraeme November 9, 2020