skimmish 

Beer, (Portsmouth) noun; alcoholic drink made from malt, hops, sugar, yeast and water (see also ale and shant)
Go on the skimmish, verb; to go drinking with ones chums sometimes associated with premier league football matches and recently FA Cup matches at Wembley (see WEM-BER-LEE). Skimmished-drunk

"I say Jeeves, lets get a skimmish on, I fancy a shant before the game? those northern monkeys will be well up for it, you mark my words"...."Indeeed Sir" (from Jeeves and Wooster at The Reebok by PG Wodehouse)

skimmish by Simon Newsham May 13, 2008

Cognitive Skirmisher 

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

Cognitive Skirmisher by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014

Slammished 

When you're extremely hungry and extremely tired

When you arrive in your home and someone ask you:
How it's going?
You say:
I'm slammished (So, you'll eat something and after that sleep)

Slammished by Brazilian1 January 12, 2012

skirmishes 

1. anything you can't explain
2. making out
3. funny behaviour or attitude

eg. my boyfriend and i were doing skirmishes when my dad walked into the room.

i hate it when girls act like that, their skirmishes and all...(implying whatever they did is annoying)

whenever i try to speak to you then you are doing skirmishes

skirmishes by Queen S April 12, 2010

Skirmisher Rifles

A really cool man, a super good friend. Nice man to hang out or play with, will be friends for life.

"Yo wanna play with Skirmisher Rifles?"
"Sure! He's our best friend"

Skirmisher Rifles by JAMBOREEJAMBORICIOUS July 16, 2022