Skibooting 

(verb, noun) The practice of leaving an item visible, but not mentioning or drawing attention to it, to allow a nervous or suspicious person to get used to it.

Derived from the practice of getting nervous beginners used to ski equipment by just having it around but not forcing them to try it.

"She's gonna hate that new console."
"I'm gonna start by skibooting it for a while."

Skibooting by J-Stz January 28, 2018

sidooing 

Motorboating the balls

Damn bitch, Steph is sure skilled at sidooing those old sweaty unshaven balls!

sidooing by sidooing August 6, 2014

Skyhooking 

An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.

I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.

Skyhooking by Bunghole Shuffle February 23, 2011

skidooing 

After talking to salt and pepper shakers and other inanimate house hold items you see that your severely discolored dog has found its way into a picture or television program. Then in an acid fueled stupor you falsely believe that you can do it too. After saying said "discolored dogs name" followed by the word "skidoo" then the simple phrase "we can too", you will begin to find yourself flying into the closest form of visual media. The whole process is as follows: "insert dogs name here skidoo, we can too". Skidooing just another way to pass the time until you figure out that you gave up a promising and successful career to pursue staring in shitty horror films.

"Hey Bro what the hell is Steve doing?"
"Oh he's just skidooing his way into that Kate Upton poster."

skidooing by 2true2bedenied December 1, 2014

Skibooting 

The act of having anal sex.

Man, Chad has been all over Wendy lately, I think he might be skibooting her.

Skibooting by Slim Wallace May 9, 2018

Skooking 

A silly synonym of “going to school”

“Sorry bro, I need to go skooking”

Skooking by FlairyXD April 7, 2022