TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012
Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
by JackMeough November 18, 2012
(N.) 1. A thin smearing of shit in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of shit in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped ass, or a wedgie in a dirty ass. 2. A term used to describe someone acting like an asshole.
1. Eddie Cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) Gross!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
by Mony Love July 15, 2003
a line of shit in underwear, a toilet, or sometimes even walls. it is usually dry, but varies in viscosity, it resembles the skidmarks from a car.
by RUDNASTY July 6, 2015
<noun>
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) Rubber that has been scorched into the road due to the heat caused by friction from someone's tyres when either they brake too hard or have accelerated too quickly from a stopping position and caused a 'burnout.'
2) Stains left on underwear due to poor anal hygiene which indeed resemble the tyre-marks scorched into the road.
1) "Whoa dude, look at that skidmark in the road! Someone must've had to brake to avoid that ominous pool of blood next to that body there."
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
2) MOTHER: "David, if I find another skidmark in your underpants when I come to wash them, I'm gonna come up there and wash your arse myself you little shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 12, 2005
encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
by your mom September 4, 2003
When soft, still plyable anal dischanrges rub so close to the offenders' undergarments that a fecal stain is left behind. May also occur when the issue is "forced." I.E. Butt picking, massaging of anal irritations, or sloppy wiping techniques. See also "streaks."
Dammit Donnie, the line for the port-o-let was so long I had to rush my post crap rectal cleansing techniques. Now I have smelly 7-1/4 inch skidmarks as a result!
by Jim Stevens January 12, 2004