Wisconsin ski special 

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.

I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

smoking dick blow job deep throat

Wisconsin ski special by Nignogging August 6, 2013

skiwit

1. n. The sound of a scratching record

2. n. An exclamation of surprise, disgust, or boredom.

Alternate spellings: ski-wit, skeewit

1. Watch me beatbox! Boom-Boom skiwit skiwit.

2. *Sigh* Skiwit, there's noone at this party.
Skiwit!! Are you seriously fisting me right now?

skiwit by Adam G. February 4, 2006

Skiwi 

A Swiss person that desperately wants to be a New Zealander. Signs to look out for: inappropriate tribal or polynesian tattoos and a dodgy accent.

Yannick Staubli is such a Skiwi

Skiwi by Claude Monet August 19, 2013

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen 

Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.

I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.

Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen by D-money October 1, 2004

skiwi 

A Skiing Kiwi
Native to New Zealand

The skiwi thought that he could ski
but couldn't turn and hit a tree

skiwi by Cosmic Kiwi July 28, 2004

SKiwi 

Used as an abreviation for Southern Kiwi
A native of New Zealand specifically living in the South Island.

Pseudonym used by the online entity "Southern Kiwi"

Skiwi is one of the clan elders for the online gaming community known as VC Clan

SKiwi by Skiwi April 7, 2008

Skiwi 

Lingo for scotch or whiskey. Common among coloureds in Zambia.

Fuckers are old I have had 4 zoobs and my first skiwi now

Skiwi by Muzungu April 24, 2018