skemthing

1. A typo my bird put in a message to me (she was supposed to put 'something') that describes a person that will do anything when asked if they've consumed enough alcohol and sniff.

2. Bum stuff in Burnley

I gave her a tenner to take her kecks off and sit on my face in the beer garden and she agreed because she's a right little skemthing.

by Sirius Canopus June 23, 2022