skelital onslot 

a gothic whore

hey stacey check out that skelital onslot!! "she sure knows how to suck the evil demons right outta me!!

skelital onslot by gingerneese October 21, 2010

Skeletal

A state of being in which a hangover is so unpleasant that it renders the person unable to walk in a normal fashion. The person's stride is slow, erratic, and languid--thus resembling reanimated fleshless dead. If one goes "skeletal" they will undoubtedly lose an entire day to their hangover and will not be able to perform basic tasks.

The noun form is "skeletor". A skeletor typically spends his entire day watching TV from a couch while wearing sunglasses. He will move only to vomit.

~20 year old shuffles into kitchen on New Year's Day~
"I want to shit, but I know if I do, I'll throw up."
"John, you went skeletal dude."

~Two guys at party~
"Im on my sixth shot and we've only been here a half hour."
"Sam, you're gonna be goin skeletal by midnight."

Skeletal by !KombatKing! January 5, 2011

Mr.skeltal 

The God and master of spookyness, pray to him by saying thank Mr.skeltal and drink or eat any possible form of calcium mostly milk. Mr.skeltal is known for aggressively dooting
person 1: Thank Mr.skeltal
Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT

person 1: Thank Mr.skeltal
Person 2: get the calcium, DOOT

Mr.skeltal by Wildtrumpet2341 August 8, 2021

Skeletal Lamping 

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

Skeletal Lamping by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010

spooky scary skeletal system

Sends small skeletal muscle movements down your vertebral column

Me: Spooky Scary Skeletons!
Science Teacher: What's that?
Me: Oh... Spooky Scary Skeletal System!
Science Teacher: Sends small skeletal muscle movements...
Me: Down your vertebral column!

spooky scary skeletal system by CheesyChasay November 15, 2018

skeletal cruiser

When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)

Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.

skeletal cruiser by RYAN MARIN April 23, 2007

Skeletal Muscle 

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.

Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"

Skeletal Muscle by craigellachie March 1, 2022