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Skeletonese 

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

Spooky Scary Skeletons 

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo
Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.
Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

Skelitosexual

Skelitosexual. Noun: Skelitosexual is where the individual does not identify as Male or Female similar to non binary but believes that there gender is a skeleton

most people believe this is a joke many times i have been called a lair for my gender and rejected by friends when i was doing more background information on this topic i couldnt find anything about it, it has come to my attention that this gender is pretty unknown and i think it should be more common i hope Skelitosexuals and Skelitosians (another word for it) can be identified more easy and taken more seriously -Nugget
him/he: Hey whats your gender
Skeleton: Hi i am Skelitosexual
Skelitosexual by MrNugget420 April 23, 2019

spooky scary skeletons 

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.
"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"
spooky scary skeletons by efwsr3d February 10, 2015

Spooky Scary Skeletons 

1. The meme that gets revived every Spooktober (October)

2. The song that most people only care about on October/Halloween
Its October, time to listen to Spooky Scary Skeletons