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Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.
Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."
Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011
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Skeletonist 

Skeletonist. Racist for Skeletons.
Person 1: Oh! I'm being Skeletonist! Is that the word? Oh dear lord..
Person 2: Chill! I don't think that's even a word!

Skeletosis 

When a person gets so high, they practically die for a few hours before recovering.
My bro got so high, he wasn’t comatose, he had Skeletosis.
Skeletosis by Pineapple Skele October 10, 2018

skatatosis 

The condition of not being able to skateboard to the point of where you general attitude becomes very poor.
yo bro, i have a serious case of skatatosis. let go shralp some curbage!
skatatosis by skatatosis March 1, 2011

Skeletosis 

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.
Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.
Skeletosis by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

sexatosis 

Medical condition in which the suffering suffers from chronic sexiness of a lethal dosage.
They diagnosed me with sexatosis, which pretty much means I'm doomed to be sexy the rest of my natural born life. Tragically sexy.
sexatosis by Sexy Midget March 1, 2016

Skeletonisim 

The act of being transformed/transforming others into a skeleton via magic or necromancy.
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