Skelsey 

This girl is so beautiful and one of the greatest people out there she can be sensitive and also emotional but she is so great and most of the time right with arguments has a beautiful smile as well

Skelsey is freaking perfect

Skelsey by Hi weirdo. June 2, 2020

skekses

1) Large, anorexic, prehistoric-looking birds which try to prevent the Gelflings from replacing the crystal shard in the "Dark Crystal." Written and directed by Jim Henson in 1982.

2) a friend/foe which you currently do not like very much.

3) when combined with "-smurfer," one creates a euphemism for "mother-fucker."

1) " 'You know what I think? Skekses scatter them all over place so right one don't get found.' "--From "Dark Crystal"

2) Austin is being such a skekses bitch!

3) God!!! What a skekses-smurfer!

skekses by D. Shuman January 14, 2008

skekses

-they're not actually anorexic. they had an epic feast, they're just skinny. they are self conscious about their weight, and they would appreciate not being made fun of you racist scum. this needs to stop, i dont like all the put downs. its making me sick to my stomach.

"TRIAL BY STONE!!" said the skekses

skekses by hte dark knoght August 25, 2009

skewsey time of the month 

A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.

We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.

skewsey time of the month by Trennalised January 15, 2008