Skeetosis 

Skeetosis is a variation of the famous "ketosis diet," in a regular ketosis diet a person will intake a high amount of healthy proteins, a high amount of healthy fats and very low amounts of carbohydrates. The diet mimics aspects of starvation by forcing the body to burn fats rather than carbohydrates. In Skeetosis, you intake high amounts of protein and fats by eating at places such as McDonald's, Burger King, Jack-n-the-Box and Chik-Fil-A but only eating the burger patties and disposing of the bread. It also includes heavy alcohol consumptions of beer at Maggies pub on Tuesdays. The "Motto" behind the diet is, eat big, lift big and i you will get results. The diet is a noobs diet in the sense that it gives an excuse to binge and not to ever really see any results. The diet also is against any forms of Cardio because it is believed to hinder gains before shedding any body fat.

Angel: "Hey Josh have you had any results since you started ketosis."
Josh: "No i haven't lost any weight since i started, my diet includes a lot of meat patties from fast food places and some drinking during the week."
Angel: "No wonder, thats not Ketosis, thats Skeetosis."

Skeetosis by Delatorre April 8, 2011

Skeetadon 

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"

Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."

Skeetadon by SubSonicX January 4, 2009

skeetawomp 

To completely pwn someone.

Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.

skeetawomp by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004

skeetosaurus rex

A Dinosaur from the Jurassic Period that was the king of the dinosaurs, at least in the department of shooting huge dinosaur loads on other smaller dinosaurs (usually slutty meat eaters.)

Caveman: What happened to you? Another Caveman Covered in Semen: Me hunting and a Skeetosaurus Rex stole my kill, and had his way with me.

skeetosaurus rex by The Red Hat Kid August 30, 2006

Sheetmosphere

when your body gives off heat under your blanket creating a pocket of warmth, often hindering the ability to get out of bed on cold days.

"Dude, you were late to school again."
"I know, I kept hitting the snooze button cause the sheetmosphere felt so good."

Sheetmosphere by avdrums August 3, 2009

Mount SkeetMore 

Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.

The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.

Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.

(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)

Mount SkeetMore by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

Skeetas

An annoying insect that bites you and sucks your blood. mosquitos

The fuck'n skeetas are bad tonight.

Skeetas by Kingos9 July 30, 2016