Top Definition
a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill
your mama last night
by Mitch April 05, 2005
The comforter placed on the bed at a third rate motel. Such comforters are notoriously known for being covered in bodily fluids from many persons.
When I got to the cheap motel, the first thing I did was to remove the skeet sheet from the top of the bed while wearing gloves.
by Bionic Vodoo Power December 11, 2008
Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014
Another name for a ghetto whore.
Saul: Damn you fuck that girl?

Thurnis: Nah, that bitch ain't nuthin but a skeet sheet.
by ThurnisWolf July 06, 2011
a piece of paper towel used to clean up your mess after punching clown.
My skeet sheet is stuck to the lamp shade
by Andrew Stump January 10, 2006
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