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cum flys out of dick really fast... preferably in an act of disrespect towards your mate aka your dick sucker aka your best friends mom
i gonna skeet on ya eyeballs
by bigbarg November 26, 2005
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Plural of Skeet. usually found hanging around on street corners, outside chip shops or in arcades. Tend to spit a lot.
Don't go in to the shopping centre it's full of skeets, it's dole day
by Adrian December 12, 2003
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To pull out and "shoot" your sperm in/on something besides your lady in order to prevent unwanted pregnancy.


Skeeting One of the oldest, if not the oldest, forms of birth control. No one is really sure when skeeting started, but it has been around for literally milleniums, being cited in the bible(genesis 38:9).

I didn't want to get her pregnant since food prices are going up, so I just skeeted.
by deathdude612 of runescape September 18, 2008
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For all those losers that didnt know its also a shotgun sport where you shoot at clay pigeons that come out of a high and low house from 8 stations in an arc.
Lets go shoot some trap and skeet and maybe some sporting clays.
by skeet_shooter March 25, 2004
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1. The sound a water sprinkler makes when it's turned on: "SKEET, SKEET, SKEET"

2. A slang term that implies ejaculating in a forceful or erratic manner.
by Destro June 24, 2004
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A term used mostly by urban Connecticut teenagers, meaning 'whore' or 'slut'. Mostly used on females.
Guy 1: Yo, you know that girl Tiffany?
Gu 2: Yeh.
Guy 1: She be playin' Javon and Jon! She's a skeet.
Guy 2: Werd.
by groovybeans June 25, 2006
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A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)
Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.
by boootyhairs October 13, 2011
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