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"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
by Big Andy December 07, 2004
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by Kong Fuzi January 13, 2005
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-semen, to ejaculate
Don't skeet on me.

Is that skeet on your pants
by spoleze February 15, 2003
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To shoot your man juice up on ur bitch.
Bob skeeted all over Sally's face.
by Alan March 10, 2004
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A word used in Newfoundland that corresponds best with "chav."

Skeets wear over-sized clothes, obnoxious jewelry, the "tilted" hat, smoke, drink, and deal/smoke lots of pot. They walk with a pronounced strut and believe themselves to be very tough. They hang around in packs so that if anyone messes with them, they can jump them as a group and beat the shit out of them.

The girl version of a skeet is also called "skeet." They wear tight jeans and hoodies, or skanky tops. They have bleached blonde hair or chunky highlights, and wear really awful make-up. They smoke and also believe they are very tough. They often get into fights. They have a high affinity to getting pregnant from their skeet boyfriend.

Skeets talk in a thick Newfoundland accent with some mainstream hip-hop influences. Their slurred speech is indicative of their abysmally low intelligence.

They often drop out of school in either junior high or high school. Until then, they can be seen hanging around in a circle by a dumpster smoking or selling pot.
"A bunch of skeets beat up my brother while he was walking home last night. He wouldn't give them a cig, so all 25 of them kicked him to the ground and sent him to the hospital."

"Brig is pregnant again, and she's still smoking and picking fights. What a skeet."
by axispower'd July 24, 2008
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To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Just like skeet shooting. PULL! and then you shoot.
by yodobo March 08, 2004
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n: ejaculate, often heard in hip hop tunes, pronounce it twice fast: s'Keet s'Keet!

v: to ejaculate
wipe the s'keet off your mug, b'yatch!
by StayPuffed November 03, 2005
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