skeeport 

a combination of the words "skeezer" and "support", defines a role as customer support. evolved from "support bitch", but is more gender-neutral. Kind of.

"The new guy is on skeeport for the time being"

skeeport by Freduardo May 1, 2006

Skeleportation 

The ability to teleport one's skeleton. Nothing else. Just your skeleton.

I was in a bind so I chose to use skeleportation to get out of there.

Skeleportation by ThunderHandsJr June 13, 2018