Top Definition
A creature from mars who feeds on young children at night, especially if they have not brushed their teeth before going to bed. Has a pink body with a purple tail and green polkadots. usually visits earth on a full moon and is never seen by man because of its enormous speed capabilities.
person 1- last night my child died.

person 2- it must have been a skdjflkj.
by ilovedarla September 02, 2009

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