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Shattler 

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.


Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”
Shattler by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008
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skatterbrain 

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.
take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off

skatterpuss 

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole
What nah she’s a skatterpuss
skatterpuss by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019

Ellie Sattler 

The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!
Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!
Ellie Sattler by Monika69 March 30, 2022

skattles 

a fictional knock-off version of skittles candy that includes nuts and bolts, broken glass and, if your lucky, some dirt.
guy1: o man, lets get some skittles and taste the rainbow!

guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!
skattles by Adam Sandler June 8, 2007

skitter skatter

All the things and stuff one carries with them when spun scattered around yourself .
I was so high I had all my skitter skatter all around me all I had to do was pivot in a circle to use whatever I needed.
skitter skatter by BatTwack Jedi October 9, 2018

Skittler 

A term used for somebody who takes a lot of pills.
Another word for "pill popper"

Somebody who does skittles

-"Are you a stoner?"

-"No, I'm a skittler"
Skittler by 5k1ttl3r March 8, 2009