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n: (skAY-tred): to hate on someone who skates. Often, skatred is exhibited by mall security guards, residents of suburbs, teachers, and jealous girlfriends. Skatred is a form of straightred.
Girl:, Hey Boman, why do you have to skate all the time?
Boman: Because I like it.
Girl: I think it's stupid...
Boman: Why you gotta hate on me because I skate? That's skatred right there.
skatred by Thisisjohnsmith April 16, 2007
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Skatrboi 

A boi who skates
Did you see john? Hes a skatrboi
Skatrboi by Iguywhorealylikespie December 30, 2017
When someone lands on a skateboard completely off balance but somehow manages to pull it off. It looks like a matrix.
Rob: Did you dee that?
Drama: Yeah man that was a skatrix.
skatrix by king d September 2, 2012
when someone lands on a skateboard and it looks like a matrix
Bob: Did you see that guy bail
Joe: Ya that was a skatrix
skatrix by monkey1254 September 2, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026