Skategasm
Skategasm by eno the man October 16, 2008
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Swatgasm
Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
skargasm
–noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-
jamie- you know it!
skargasm by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
Statgasm
This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.
Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
skagasm
1. when you're so riled up after a ska show that you can't help but dance during the car ride back home
2. when you're really into listening to ska at home that it makes you "happy"
2. when you're really into listening to ska at home that it makes you "happy"