skat and dub 

When you ejaculate and shit your pants at the same time

Yo John I just skat and dubbed, you got any extra pants?

skat and dub by Lickdatmeat May 21, 2016

skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

skat fiddle by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

mo mo skat

An old dried up cunt with no visible means of support.

That mo mo skat don' scammed my stepfather out of his house.

mo mo skat by poopystack June 24, 2006

skat job 

A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.

Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

olivia once skatted for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!

skat job by luke carter August 21, 2006

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

skat-splatt by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

skat film 

A film of ponographic nature, that features the act of releasing, receiving, and/or pleasuring one's self with fecal matter.

I saw a skat film yesterday, and this chick took a dump on this guy's toes!
Also: n. a skat film, v. He skat on the kitten for no good reason

skat film by BootsyBear December 9, 2008

skit skat skadoodle skee 

A fun way to ask your partner to have sex while keeping it fresh and flirty.

"Skit skat skadoodle skee, do you want to penetrate me?"
"They are going to skit skat"
"Wow, I can't wait to get skit skat skadoodled by my man tonight"

"Skit skat skadoodle skoo, I want to penetrate you."

skit skat skadoodle skee by smathe December 13, 2018