I was walking down the skreet one day and what to my wandering eyes appeared.... none other than the skankumptious transvestite hooker named Bactisha. I ran.
After a hard night of drinking, I woke up and found a big, fat, hairy bitch with my covers wedged half way up her ass waddling to the bathroom. DAMN, I just slept with a friggin' skankalupagus!!!