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skelesexual 

being sexually attracted to skeletal things.
person x: hey bby how about we hook up

skeleton fucker: ew wtf fleshie im skelesexual

person x: what

skeleton fucker: hold on lemme get the sulfuric acid brb
skelesexual by palephalanges March 27, 2016

had him on skates 

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.
oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!
had him on skates by Geegz April 19, 2009

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
A former Fortnite professional player for world renown eSports team, Parallel Gaming.

He is mostly recognized for being kicked off his team after footage leaked of him at a Taco Bell in which he yelled racial slurs at the employees before proceeding to perform the famous "L dance" from Epic Games' hit game "Fortnite".
I went to McDonalds and they got my order wrong so I pulled a skateszn on them.
skateszn by Team Parallel April 25, 2021