Sitting on a cigar 

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

Sitting on pancakes 

a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes

Salmen skipped classed without explanation, he is sitting on pancakes

Sitting on pancakes by Mr.Moneybags April 3, 2011

Sitting on a wet log 

1. Someone who's being a downer or just having a bad day.

You lost your key again? Man, you are just sitting on a wet log.

Sitting on a wet log by Wetlogger August 26, 2013

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl by Telephony August 6, 2015

sitting ovation 

When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.

lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting)
rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying.
lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.

sitting ovation by erieee May 24, 2010

sitting on a poop knob 

When you're sitting at your desk and turd "prairie dogs" by partially easing out causing you to sit one or two inches higher in your chair.Almost always results in the eventual delivery of a "flat head" turd.

I need to go to the restroom but I can't get up right now because I'm sitting on a poop knob.

sitting on a poop knob by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011