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sittin' ho 

Sitting in the middle seat in the back seat of a car. This is a softer, less abrasive way to describe this than using the term "sittin' bitch."
Passenger 1: Car's full, James. Looks like you'll be sittin' ho.

James: Those are the breaks, Passenger 1, but thank you for substituting the term "ho" for the term "bitch." I feel much less emasculated. You are a king among men.
sittin' ho by JiveTimeTurkey April 22, 2011
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Sitting hot 

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.
“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot
Sitting hot by Tattoo ernay November 28, 2020

House-Sitting 

The act of watching a person's house, whether a neighbor, friend, relative, etc. Activities include eating all their food, watching their TV, and playing with their pets. Can be very fun or just a huge drag.
Person 1: Dude, house-sitting is so lame. Let's throw a kick ass party!
Person 2: Fuck yeah!!
House-Sitting by snarky56 June 22, 2009

Sitting on the computer for an hour 

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute
Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

Spitting Honey 

A colloquial term for the act of verbally manipulating someone into appeasing your wildest wishes.
"Yo, check it, my man Bronson over there is spitting honey to our supervisor, he trynna get his third saturday off in a row."
Spitting Honey by Corndiggity July 11, 2017

shitting hot wings 

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.
"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."
shitting hot wings by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009

setting horizon 

Setting Horizon -

Meaning: A fading skyline, niether between land or water as youre about to travel under the earths surface and into the crust
At the burial ceremony I watched the caskets Setting Horizon.