Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022

The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.

The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.

by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019

mah sitch ah re

1. A statement to be used freely with others such as ma moot, broo eh eh eh

2. A sick migrant wog. (I chuckeded it on the railaway)

"whats going on cunnys"
"ahhhh mah sitch ah ree"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005