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sistrunking 

V. Acting or behaving outwardly ghetto in a high class establishment. 2) Intentionally reducing the quality of a conversation or experience. 3) Allowing your backside to show by intentionally forgetting to wear undergarments with baggy jeans when sagging.
Etymology: The word is derived from the infamous Sistrunk Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. The lower income neighborhood is slated for "redevelopment" because unlike Lauderhill, it clashes with the newly built condominiums in the nearby arts district.
"You never catch the Obama girls sistrunking on national TV."

or
"When the Country Club manager told me my card was declined, I just started straight-up sistrunking..."
sistrunking by FLSqueezed November 14, 2012
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Guy Strunking 

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.
"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren
Guy Strunking by Brady Pierce September 8, 2014
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Strunking 

The act of dipping the tip of the male penis into hot wax.
Me and the boys were strunking last night with a nice fresh vanilla scented candle
Strunking by Edscure December 27, 2024
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026