sirpe 

A very slow-minded individual that has a special way of talking slow and in a very low pitch.
You can recognize the average sirpe by him standing next to pretty ugly girls or if they're not so ugly they must not be above 16 years old.

Stop talking like a fucking sirpe!

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirpeeeeeeeee

sirpe by Lyle & Scott April 26, 2007

scotty sire

super funny, under appreciated, totally a hunk, famous youtuber, cute girlfriend, just the total package

person 1: i'm rlly sad and i hate people
person 2: you must be hot then
person 1: y
person 2: bc scotty sire is sad and hates people and he's a hunk

scotty sire by sierrallen June 19, 2017

Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.

“Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”

Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020

sireage

Sireage is being a biological father to children.

He was a man of great sireage and father of many children!

sireage by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery 

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

One sipper 

The act of chugging or downing a glass of beer rapidly in one motion

Steve did six one sippers at the bar last night.

One sipper by D Death May 25, 2013