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Sir Michael Cuthbertson II 

Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.
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Sir Chomos the II 

The name Sir Chomos the II, is a term used to describe the Chomos alpha male. He loves cheese and video games. He is famous with his social media accounts and loves cheese. He loves Rust and hates school. They also love cheese.
Did you hear that sir Chomos the II is coming school for the 2nd time this year and it’s June?

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An ancient elder of Wingham origin, is thick in frame and has arms that the size of the clouds that loom Everest.

Sir Charles Piffington III 

Really damn good weed.

Often abbreviated Sir Charles, That Charles, Charles Piffington, or just Charles.
Hey I'm going downtown to hang out with Charles

Yo I'm looking for that Charles, do you have any idea where I could find him?"

Do you know who's going to that party?
I'm not sure, but Charles will definitely be attending

Which Charles?
Sir Charles.
Sir Charles Piffington III?
Yeah, That Charles.

Sir Billiam the III 

Tales from the SMP: THe Masquerade
A "normal" wealthy man live in a big mansion not suspicious at all
Sir Billiam the III: "Drink that! It's high in vitamin B"
Poor person: "What did the 'B' stand for?"
Sir Billiam the III: "BROKE"

Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III 

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin
"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

Sir Cedric Aloicious Attermyer III

Not only is the Sir wise beyond her years, but she is probably the best advice-giver ever. Move over, er...whatsherface who was in that one newspaper. She's a lady in every respect -- and she is the only female Sir I recognize.
Have a problem, ask Sir Cedric Aloicious Attermyer III!