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Shitphones 

Earphones that come with a phone.
Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.
Shitphones by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

siphoned 

having an awesome comeback that puts someone in their place and takes away some of their pride or attitude
Tony, she really put you in your place, man! You were siphoned!
siphoned by drank@hopewell April 11, 2011

Siphoned 

When your financally fuked
Im not coming out tonight cuz im fukn siphoned
Siphoned by DooMacadi December 6, 2018

Simpzones 

The best TikToker/person ever 😹😹💪💪💪
Wow! Simpzones is amazing!!
Simpzones by ZONESIMP June 3, 2021

anti-siphonism

The belief that the world will be much better without the individual Maksim Roskov, otherwise known as Siphon.
Dude life just got much better with anti-siphonism. We don't have to worry about cringe or desperation anymore!
anti-siphonism by shahrom October 30, 2022

Sufficiently Siphonsiphide 

CONTENTMENT!

1) When attending a banquet (or buffet for the less fortunate) and stuffing your face full of good food to the point where your belly is just comfortable, you may express that you are sufficiently siphonsiphide.

2) When life is so great to the point where you are "happy as Larry" or "happy as a hot hog in a cold puddle of mud" or you are content to the point of being sufficiently siphonsiphide.
When eating a pizza at a posh pizza place surronded by many good friends, (and probably a couple of wankers too) just before putting the last piece of pizza in your mouth you say, "ahhh... I am suffiently siphonsiphide"

After having the best sex in your life and orgasming hard enough to blow your balls through the eye of your old boy (thus simulating birth), just before rolling over for a well deserved sleep the last thought that runs through your head is "ahh... I am sufficiently siphonsiphide!"