sipl 

An acronym, standing for, "shitting in pants laughing."

Joe: "Hey man, I had a flat tire yesterday and had to wait 3 hours for AAA to pick me up"

Cool Kid: "sipl"

sipl by 8500x August 2, 2010

Siploh 

Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.

Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.

Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

siplet 

a small sip

can i have a siplet of your water?

siplet by manwoman69 April 25, 2014

Siplicate 

Siplicate

\Sip"li*cate\, a. Pref. si- + plicate.

The act of simplifying a process or function by removing unnecessary or over complex aspects.

To reduce the overall complexity involved.

"We can expect to see an increase in efficiency if siplicate the processes involved in manufacturing."

Siplicate by Brian Flynn November 16, 2007

siplin

The small amount of water or other beverage left at the bottom of a glass containing ice.

Mike made a slurping noise while getting the last siplins from his iced tea.

siplin by Adam Salem February 24, 2008

siplezz 

a cool guy with big, giant muscles

yo bro you seen siplezz his muscles so large man

siplezz by siplezz July 20, 2020

siple

A person who devote themselves to disciplines that lead to true love, sincere kindness, and honest compassion.

That siple was a regular good Samaritan... I hope we run into someone like her again some day!!

siple by lilpix6 January 1, 2012