Singlitis

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...

Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..

Singlitis by iSekC July 11, 2011

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Singleitis

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone

Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...

Singleitis by Consanguine June 24, 2009

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Related Words

Singlitis • Singleitis • Singletine's Day • singletism

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

Singletine's Day by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

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Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

Singleitis by ghatts1son November 21, 2010