Clueless 20-something single male exemption 

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

dreaded single male 

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.

Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.

dreaded single male by miathyria March 3, 2005

Single white male

S A D B O Y S

Single white males play lots of videogames in their parents basement.

Single white male by lllGTRllll September 18, 2016

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

Single white male by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

Single white male

Top of the social food chain, which most if not all parents wish their daughters to date or bring home. This is the exact opposite of a nigga', which most parents hope their daughters never have to meet.

I wish I could find a single white male to date, cause I sure am tired of these disrespectful ass niggas!

Single white male by Joel Bunker September 19, 2016

Single white male

Male white privilege

Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!

Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!

Single white male by danizzlefo September 18, 2016