Simptard 

Someone who tries to look like a simp (puts too much value on a woman for no reason) but instead says something completely stupid making him appear as a retarded person.

Alan : What's her name?
Tyrone : I ain't tellin u her name lmao
Alan : Come on, at least send me a pic or somthin
Tyrone : Nah, I'm good
Alan : Y tho
Tyrone : I am simp, I respect women
Alan : That's not how-, u ain't a simp man, ur just a retard, a simptard thats what u are
--Alan leaves channel--

Simptard by slamtastic March 30, 2020

SimpTard 

A simp who is also retarded

"You're such a simptard"- karen

SimpTard by yourmom0324 May 16, 2020

Simptard 

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

Simptard by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Simptard 

A person who simps so hard it can be considered a form of retardation.

Matthew won't shut the fuck about bitches it's all he talks about. Total simptard!

Simptard by GiddyFuck January 13, 2022

simptard 

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

simptard by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009

šiptardžija 

Šiptar (shiptar) is what the Albanians call themselves, and that word is offensive in any other country (Serbia, Bosnia, Big Croatia).
Šiptardžija is someone who is worse than a šiptar (someone who is a big šiptar).

- That nigga Bruno is a šiptar.

- Nah man, he is worse than that, he is a šiptardžija.

- Got 'em!

šiptardžija by piskovic July 8, 2019

Simptaro

A pedophile who makes OC memes, no one likes him

Simptaro is a nonce.

Simptaro by pain.ig May 31, 2022