SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 14, 2020

Simpleton

Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.

Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.

by Playboi Carti’s Sock June 11, 2020

Simpleton

A person who is stupid

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum

by Buttwipe steve December 2, 2018

Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words

Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON

by Gracejia04 December 30, 2019

Simpleton

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.

“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”

by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018

Simpleton

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.

Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*

by fakename06 October 8, 2018

Simpleton

An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.

She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!

by Karinmag August 26, 2015