Simp or S.I.M.P stands for: Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

1.)A man who thinks a woman with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality woman.
2.)A boy/man who lives with/off of a woman because of his weak position in life.
3.)A man who otherwise can't get a high quality woman so he speaks highly of(lies to) low class women(hoes, chicken heads, hoodrats, babbymammas) to increase his chances of having sex with them by mostly agreeing with them no matter how foolish they are.
4.) A man who thinks that fat, ugly, unattractive women are just as good or on the same level as any other woman.
5.)Bitch raised boy/man, with no fatherly influence. In his eyes all women are good no matter what, they do or say. A man who is beholden to women due to lack of intellect or common sense.
-Dude lives with a gal who has 2 kids by 2 different ni@@az, ya boy is a simp!
-He married a fat hoe with 3 babbydaddys, simpazz nicca.
Man/Simp: You can't call women bitches, you should treat all women like queens!
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A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy

Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
by SimpKillersUnite September 27, 2010

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(S)uckas - (I)dolizing - (M)ediocre - (P)ussy -- Basically someone who gives redundant and over the top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given. Usually the recipient of this praise is knowing of this and is taking full advantage knowing this fact.....Thus the term "sucka" is the main attribute and usually the results in the pending downfall of this kind of man.
This SIMP is acting a damn fool for these stupid ass hoes!
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A simp is a vagina that looks like Homer Simpsons mouth.
Autumn sure has a nice simp.
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An acronym for squirrels in my pants. This is a reference to a rap song from the popular children's T.V. Show Phineas and Ferb.
Tell me what's making you jump like that!

S.I.M.P., Squirrels in my pants!
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A simp is a dude who can't get pussy on his own accord. Most often he goes around and offers a shoulder to cry on to women in order to get with them. A simp will pay phone bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to sleep with women. A true simp will even sleep with his best friend's girl. In essence he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. (SOMEONE IDOLIZING MEDIOCRE PUSSY) Simps are sell outs, punks, and laughable. They are bottom feeders who can't use their own skills to get it, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of lames and should be avoided at all costs.
Look at dude...he is trying to get with ol girl knowing good and well that's his cousin just broke up with her. What a simp.
by cgs019 September 27, 2015

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-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.
Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
by Rigoberto Nazariya April 15, 2011

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