A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp).
Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy

Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real.
by SimpKillersUnite September 27, 2010
An acronym for squirrels in my pants. This is a reference to a rap song from the popular children's T.V. Show Phineas and Ferb.
Tell me what's making you jump like that!

S.I.M.P., Squirrels in my pants!
by theevilkoopa October 26, 2009
Simp or S.I.M.P stands for: Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

1.)A man who thinks a woman with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality woman.
2.)A boy/man who lives with/off of a woman because of his weak position in life.
3.)A man who otherwise can't get a high quality woman so he speaks highly of(lies to) low class women(hoes, chicken heads, hoodrats, babbymammas) to increase his chances of having sex with them by mostly agreeing with them no matter how foolish they are.
4.) A man who thinks that fat, ugly, unattractive women are just as good or on the same level as any other woman.
5.)Bitch raised boy/man, with no fatherly influence. In his eyes all women are good no matter what, they do or say. A man who is beholden to women due to lack of intellect or common sense.
-Dude lives with a gal who has 2 kids by 2 different ni@@az, ya boy is a simp!
-He married a fat hoe with 3 babbydaddys, simpazz nicca.
Man/Simp: You can't call women bitches, you should treat all women like queens!
by Feelmoreslim July 03, 2014
-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.
Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
by Rigoberto Nazariya April 15, 2011
The essence of a simpleton. The word has been simplified to the point where even the simpleton can grasp the concept of their own simpleness.
Farley, you simp.
You're such a simp.
by Big Gary January 13, 2007
a guy that tells a girl that he loves her, and will marry her, but completely ignores her when they are with thier friends.
gosh, danny was such a simp to ria! she told me how he was when they were alone, and i saw how it was at school. But i love that know, he treats melisa much better.

its good that rias over him now.
by cho, cho mama December 23, 2006
A sissy/pimp (dude with no ACTUAL game). Acts tough and is usually a sissy pretty boy that will tell a girl anything she needs to hear to try and get laid no matter how lame it is. These guys will usually go to enormous lengths and spend ridiculous amount of money trying to impress a girl that he's not going to get anyway. These girls will often go home and night thinking how easy it was to manipulate these tools out of their money.
Simping: "babygirl your the most beautiful girl in the world can I buy you and all your friends a drink, it ain't a problem for a guy like me"

Simp: "Yea i got a new beamer it was only 70 thousand dollars (that his dad bought him) why don't you and all your friends drink all night on me"
by StillLoaded March 09, 2008

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