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simonitsch 

A person who delivers/recieves Alaskan Pipelines. Known to be fond of Alabama Hot Pockets. Can also be known as a Karin. Beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking asshole, and terrorist look. Talents include flatulence, fellatios, and meat spinning.
I caught some guy giving someone else a Simonitsch.
Damn your asshole wont stop smelling. your just like a Simonitsch.
simonitsch by Em0 Sausage December 23, 2007
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simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel
simonisthebest is the best
simonisthebest by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022
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simonisthebest 

a twitch streamer who will not allow his mods to quit the modteam and who has absolutely no idea what goes in his discord, also has had a gay experience with streamer koda
simonisthebest is not thebest
simonisthebest by theending April 27, 2022

Simovitch 

A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad
Hay, dumbass Simovitch come here.”
Simovitch by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016