A hot piece of meat but with a small to average penis. Enjoys masturbating and showing off his cock. He is a good guy and always nice.
He's doing a simonds.
by hello85 August 13, 2011
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To have to listen to a seemingly endless and pointless story of misery about a buddys girl, often making the buddy look like a spineless pussy or someone who doesn't wear the Pants. Byached, seconded, bitch_dogged, Slutted, SCAM
My buddies so Simond, he worked all day and's watching the kid while his gurl got out to get crunked. What a Batch!
by Cold_Plays December 25, 2007