simmu 

an fat ogre with a extra-large penis. Has a seducer in his closet.

Jade: Where were you last night?
Jessica: I was in some ones closet having sex
Jade: Wait, you were in a simmu's closet?

simmu by buttholesthatneedtherapy March 6, 2014

Simmsy 

A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.

Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.

Simmsy by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

silly simulator

silly simulator by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

simkungdan 

simkungdan (심쿵단) is a subfandom nickname for engenes who adore Sim Jaeyun. they used to be known as "jakeys," but Jake changed their name to "simkungdan," which means "heartbeat." simkungdans are jake's heartbeat.

simkungdans are as devious and as intelligent as they come. they would go to any length to keep Sim Jaeyun safe.

"don't talk about sim jaeyun unless you're praising him."

simkungdan by simkungdan December 11, 2021

Simming 

The act of eating a donut off of a penis

I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming

Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

hat simulator by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014