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an fat ogre with a extra-large penis. Has a seducer in his closet.
Jade: Where were you last night?
Jessica: I was in some ones closet having sex
Jade: Wait, you were in a simmu's closet?
by buttholesthatneedtherapy February 26, 2014
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