the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?
Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."
by smbbc February 15, 2011