simmonsfication 

the metamorphosis that every true american male goes through. it occurs after puberty but before one starts taking cialis. involves learning to gamble, pro wrestling, forming an insurmountable bond with a canine, addictively obsessing over sports, lots of whiskey, and reality television?

Dan-"all i need to complete my simmonsfication is $200 to put on this parlay."

jordan- "oh here bro, go nuts. bill would be proud."

simmonsfication by smbbc March 3, 2011