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2.
to relax, chill out and take it easy.
"Jessica, just needs to simmer."
"I might just simmer at home tonight."
"Just simmer down."
by GStylls May 15, 2006
 
1.
To cook over low-heat!
What temperature are you cooking the chicken and dumplings?
I am letting it simmer!
Oh, so you are cooking it slowly over low-heat!
by david faustino May 12, 2012
 
3.
Calm the fuck down.
Man, Alanna really needs to simmer. she's spazzing on everyone.
by Khenry September 12, 2010
 
4.
One who loves to play any of The Sims games.
Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.

Mike has all the expansion packs. He's a true simmer.
by pixiedoopz September 19, 2008
 
5.
To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.
Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."
by Shadia11 December 31, 2013
 
6.
Calm down
Simmer Down ; Simmer your ass down
by Kaman Cooper June 08, 2014
 
7.
Simmer has two main meanings:

1) A fan of the Sims series. Also used to name a Youtube channel referring to the sims. Its a nickname for Sim lovers.

2) It also means to cook something gently on low heat.
1) ''Wow, check out this sims video by Fancysimmer.''
'' I'm a simmer too!''

2)
Simmer the meat
''I need you to simmer the meat while i make the sauce''
by KaylaShimmer July 01, 2014