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1.
a dirty old man who 'has gotta brown nose'.
if you catch him in his natural habitat then you can see him in his sparkly pair of PVC trousers and rubber chicken.
if your lucky he will sing to you, such classics as:
'Baste me baby'
'No genitalia' and his advice to his daughters on men, 'think long and HARD!'
'RASS' silversam's humping your leg!'
by SS groupy August 02, 2004