She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.

Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

She’s a situation! by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.

The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.

an on going situation by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Situationship 

Let’s just chill, have sex, and be confused on the fact that we are not together but have official emotions for each other

Him and I are in a situationship

Situationship by Bossotron95 June 11, 2018

Situationship 

When one or two motherfuckers take part in a relationship, but out of fear of making things serious or messy, do not label it, leading to said relationship, ironically, becoming more serious and messier.

A Situationship is emotional trauma in a gift box.

Situationship by the_simple_freak November 2, 2021

Situationship 

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

Situationship by Derosa (DB) May 18, 2014

Salvation Mill 

A church that takes advantage of visitors and newcomers by providing them with a cathartic emotional experience only to manipulate them into volunteering services and money. Most of them become disillusioned and leave the church, but by then the church's leadership is already working on the next batch of suckers.

Person #1: I just joined a new church, I get to help out there all the time. The pastor gave me a free book on how to manage my money.
Person #2: They just want to take your money and have you work for them for free. That place is total salvation mill.

Salvation Mill by LuridHope October 5, 2013

Stud Situation Creationist 

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.

Chimay is a stud situation creationist.

Stud Situation Creationist by Vered P August 1, 2011