by AsmodeusXr January 9, 2012
You've had a night out, you got drunk and went home with someone to their place. Sex was had and you went to sleep happy, satisfied and wasted.
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
You wake up the next day and suddenly realise what you did. Full of regret (for whatever reason), you then try to make a silent retreat so last night's partner doesn't notice you leaving and ask any awkward questions (like "can I call you?")
Henry: It felt so right at the time, me and Sarah had this huge argument, this girl was all over me and pretty soon we're back at her place.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
Eddie: Oh geez...
Henry: Yeah. I wake up next morning to find myself next to this complete stranger lying asleep and text messages from Sarah telling me how sorry she is.
Eddie: What did you do?
Henry: Make a silent retreat. Last thing I needed was her asking me for my number.
by WatcherMark May 24, 2019
A Silent Steppa is a person who moves and does everything in silence and isn't scared to step up to anybody, Silent Steppas prefer to be alone but when theirs people around Silent Steppas pay keen attention as to what is going on and studies the room if he feels safe in that environment he'll socialize if he feels unsafe he will always keep his gaurd up and remain silent and keeps a serious face and if provoked then
NBS (NOBODY SAFE)
NBS (NOBODY SAFE)
by Silenceintheplace November 21, 2021
When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020
When your high as hell and no one knows it, all the sudden you pass out from a pot attack and they decide to give you peanut butter butt.
While waking up from her silent pot attack sherri heard her aunt saying
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the
syringe. I think her sugar dropped.
:Quick Someone grab the peanut butter sherri just passed out. I'll roll her over while you fill the
syringe. I think her sugar dropped.
by messy bun2 November 4, 2022
A person who farts in a room with people and makes a fart sound that gets the attention of the people in the vicinity.
Tom: Hey bro! Isn't that Joe the silent breaker?
Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.
Bryan: Oh! I guess you are right hahaha. He surprised all of the people in the library with his fart sound.
by Shadyshadowmoon March 23, 2019
Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack".
by XPumpkinKingx January 27, 2021