when you come home drunk and try to have sex with your lady and she turns you down, you then proceed to turn the opposite way and jerk off without your girl finding out
last night after gettin' hammered drunk i got home and tried to bang my girl and she shut me down, i turned over and pulled the silent jerk
by TC $$$$ October 10, 2008
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to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.

In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?

Person 2: Silent spoon bro.

Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.
by Dopey Mcgee September 6, 2010
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When your cell phone is on Silent or Vibrate mode, and you fall asleep.
Person 1: I was calling you all last night why didn't you ever pick up?

Person 2: Sorry man, I was sleeping on silent.
by TJromanowski February 16, 2009
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A silent slut is a person who secretly gets around, and everyone knows it but never says anything. Most often guys, or well liked girls.
Girl1: I think Jamie likes me.
Girl2: No sweetie, he's a silent slut. He was with Krista 2 nights ago.
by SHWANGG September 1, 2006
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The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.
I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.
by TheClucass October 7, 2010
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When you successfully ejaculate in the presence of others without their knowledge. After which, you yell “Silent Abraham!”
Silent Abraham changed my family dynamics. I can’t believe my stepdad Silent Abraham’d me!
by Cummy Fuggletrousers November 21, 2020
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a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah
by Big EE November 5, 2004
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