Top Definition
sultan of fat, hetero life mate to jay
Lunchbox, Tons O` Fun
by lunchbox July 21, 2003
tubby, only speaks on occasion, wheres an over-coat, hat, and shorts.
yo that guy standing in front of the quick stop is a silent bob.
by toeMas January 02, 2004
That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.
"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"
by IPC$ August 26, 2014
The act of passing gas undetected while having sex and it smells REALLY BAD
Man, I knew I smelled something! You just gave me a SILENT BOB!!
by feeling froggy?? February 02, 2006

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