silent fart

When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.

Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.

by epic343 December 2, 2013

silent majority

An unspecified large majority of people who lurk on
message boards or in chat rooms, but do not express
their opinions.

Poster 1 : This message board is pretty dead--only a
handful of people have posted all day.

Poster 2 : Yes, but the whole silent majority is reading it.

by goldandsilverowner July 22, 2010

silent pothead

a person who is a pothead but noone would think they would be.

someone who smokes weed or drugs alot and denys it to the public is considered a silent pothead

by James maginbush October 9, 2005

silent laughing

Laughing so hard that the voice box shuts down and the body jerks around in spasmatic efforts to make a noise.

Anneliese, watching from her bed, was in the middle of one of those spasms of SILENT LAUGHING that wrack your body with convulsions and render you unable to make a single noise. You're like a whacked-out mime immitating a gleeful chimpanzee who just threw a handful of faeces at someone from behind the bars at the zoo.

by missbandit May 20, 2006

silent hater

People who pretend to support you but secretly wish for you to fail; people who are haters, but don't speak up because they know the person they secretly 'hate' on has real talent and is going somewhere therefore they remain silent until they can find a reason to hate out loud.

This girl smiles in my face, but talks behind my back. She's a silent hater by definition.

by TheRealDWithV January 16, 2012

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

silent scream

verb

When someone is in so much pain, It causes a lack of sound to escape the mouth. Usually do to shock or intense amount of pain to the body.

when he broke his arm, It caused him to silently scream.
"I was so hurt, I couldn't make sound man, Ithe was just one big silent scream"

by InformationLibrary January 14, 2018