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shit-sighted 

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
shit-sighted by CE S December 24, 2009

fuck-sighted 

blind as a bat, when neither short or long sighted. Your sight is just totally fucked
Jim - so u wear glasses. Are you short sighted or long sighted?
Gary - I'm neither, I'm fuck-sighted.
fuck-sighted by mr blobby789 January 2, 2011

bull-sighted 

When someone, usally a flawed charecter with some godly power, acts rashly and selfishly, without proper thought for the far-reaching consquences of their actions
Ha ha, told you bull-sighted is a word oh teacher of mine. I should get extra marks for this. Signed Callum.

Top-sighted 

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
Top-sighted by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011

Square sighted 

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.
He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...
Square sighted by Plantoid September 22, 2016

Square sighted 

Someone engaged constantly on screens such as mobile, tablet, computer, etc.
He was square sighted enough to miss the bus couple of times...
Square sighted by Plantoid September 22, 2016