sigwhore

A Sigwhore is someone who sells their signature on a forum based website. The more they post the more cash they recieve.

Squishypimp and Franck are both sigwhores, But Franck hides it well where as squishypimp just does not care

sigwhore by don't know my name November 7, 2006

SIMwhore

A person who, for whatever reason, is addicted to buying pre-paid cell phone SIM cards rather than buying a mobile phone with a contract.

This person will usually have a pocket jammed tight with SIM cards and a really shitty looking unlocked phone. When one SIM card runs out of minutes, they will swap out the exhausted SIM, and run the next one until it's completely spent, and continue this pathetic practice day after day.

Many a fake hustler, fledgling entrepreneurs, drug dealers, teens, Playas and pimps have this in common. Seeming to be in one area code and then another one in less than 5 minutes impresses some weak-minded folks.

Ian is such a SIMwhore, he's got 10 SIM cards with 10 different area codes and 2 beat-to-death Nokia cell phones. I can never reach him from one day to the next.

SIMwhore by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006

sigwhore

A noble, enlightened person whose sole purpose is to bring together services and consumers by means of an advertisment below his message board posts.

If it hadn't been for that broke-ass sigwhore's useless post, I never would have discovered the sponsor that made me a millionaire! Thanks, sigwhores!

sigwhore by Dagwolf November 26, 2006

simpwhore 

A person who is a simp, but cannot commit to one person. AKA JUST A WHORE (but the person is a simp)

"Maggie is a simpwhore because shes obsessed with boys but cannot commit to one."

simpwhore by melmoneybagz September 18, 2020