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Sidekick Surprise 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
Sidekick Surprise by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.
"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"
Siskit by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019

Sidekicked 

When someone loses all the stuff you lent them.
Chump: Awww man, John just lost all the DVDs I lent him.
FriendOfChump: Damn, you got sidekicked!
Sidekicked by RiffZifnab October 12, 2009
THE FEMALE VERSION OF A "BROSKIE"
A CLOSE FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS LIKE A SISTER TO YOU
Siskie by yergayy June 4, 2009

Sidekick Whore

One who is addicted to their sidekick. Usually a girl. Must always have their sidekick within an arm's length.
Jennifer (flips her sidekick out): Hey, I got 8 new text messages!

Thomas: You are such a Sidekick Whore!
Sidekick Whore by Arsenio L. January 31, 2008

sidekick addict 

A person you in ALWAYS on their Sidekick
Either on AIM or MySpace or texting
You never see this person without the phone
on them, or even in their handss
Person 1 :"there goes my girlfriend, always on her sidekick, shit never leaves her hand."
Person 2:"shes a fucken Sidekick Addict dudee"